"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence."
"You don't make friends with salad"
- Homer Simpson"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
- Grandpa"When the going gets tough, have a Duff!
- Homer Simpson"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."
- Homer Simpson